Alabama-

My first impression of Alabama is that idiots live there. That is my honest to goodness first impression. And not just because as I type this some dude from Alabama is telling me he is going to miss me because I’m Canadian, and also that I’m gangsta for having a G-Shock.

This photo is only one example [of the many I could have taken in the bathroom explaining how to use the facilities] of how Alabamians must need to be instructed how to use many of societies simplest tools. Who uses this railing? The handicapped. Anyway.

The second photo is of the rocket ship at this rest stop. I’m not sure what the significance of it was.