5 months ago
Anonymous: <p>I need help folding my pocket square and don&#8217;t trust these other bitchez, LAS. Help a brotha out.</p>

Word, this is the patented LAS method for pocket square insertion.  Keep in mind, I’m not really a fold kinda cat.

1. Pick out your pocket square.  This is easily the most crucial, but underrated step.

2. Pinch the center of the pocket square.  This is called the pinch point (official terminology).

3. Lift up from said pinch point.  Marvel at how the fabric drapes like the golden locks of a virgin princess trapped inside of a massive tower.

4. Stuff pinch point into your pocket on some “fuck the world” shit almost as if this specific pocket square literally murdered all of your loved ones.  Most likely by smothering them to death.

5. Bask in the glory of your spezz, but only for a second as you don’t want anyone who might be in range to think that you have a blog, let a lone a Tumblr blog, devoted to hashtag menswear.

6. Drop the mic

  1. phmancus said: “Drop the mic.” - the internet does a collective, “OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!”
  2. This was featured in #Menswear
  3. hypergraphik said: you are one hard motherfucker.
  4. evolutionofagentleman said: Funny as hell…
  5. iamnotentertained said: Wow, I will never look at pocket squares the same.
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  7. joekenneth said: LOL! this is so epic!
  8. elijahlain said: devoted to hashtag menswear…
  9. semithuggin said: you forgot “7. Gangsta limp away from said dropped mic.”
  10. krts-gk said: “6. Drop the Mic” DEAD
  11. jgopicks said: 313 fuck Free World
  12. stillsoflife said: this is by far the best instruction i’ve seen you give on this blog. fucking love your ish man.
  13. bowtiedandstarryeyed said: youtube.com/watch?v… I immediately thought of 2:25 in that video when I read step 6.
  14. whatnotsandnonsense said: is it appropriate to yell “sexual chocolates” upon dropping the mic?
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